On the eighth day of Christmas, Warlord said to me… It’s day 8 of our Warlords 12 days of Christmas. Today – mechanical residents of the Mega-City!
The main reason for the extremely high rates of unemployment in Mega‐City One can be traced to the increasing use of robots to perform manually intensive tasks during the 21st century. Robots progressed rapidly from simple production line units to fully ambulatory android models that freely mixed with the human population. Despite robots freeing humanity from tedious, repetitive, and hazardous activities they tend to be regarded with suspicion by a population looking for something to blame for their unfulfilling lives. Of course, if offered a job currently performed by a robot many Mega‐City citizens will complain about having to do such menial work, generally being too lazy to get off their backsides.
Manager’s daily specials – New in this year’s Bad Santa offers!
Customer service note:
“Please be aware that due to the very high numbers of orders received due to the amazing offers, during this period we will be unable to amend existing orders, either by changing their content in any way or merging them. Please plan and carefully select your choices when placing your order.”
Possible longer preparation time required
Many items within the Black Friday offers are manufactured once an order is received and we do expect to receive a number of orders way beyond our usual standards. While we will strive to keep the preparation time within the usual 3-4 working days average, please be aware that delays may happen and in some cases, we may need up to 20 days from the creation of your order before the parcel will be ready to ship.
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