Well...we have three tornadoes on the ground right now. One, about 80 miles north east of us, is about 1/2 - 3/4 miles wide. The next is a bit closer but smaller. However, there is, what is being reported as a 'monster tornado' heading straight for us. It is suppose to be here in less than an hour now. Is suppose to come right next to us and head into metro Wichita (almost 400K+ people). They are saying our county, and metro Wichita, need to get ready.
“conscribe te militem in legionibus. pervagare orbem terrarium. inveni terras externas. cognosce miros peregrines. eviscera eos” ̴ “Join the legions, see the world, travel to foreign parts, meet interesting and exotic people, and disembowel them.”
We are dressed in our best and ready to face it like gentlemen....
Supposedly the spotters are 11 miles away and can see it in the dark - it's over a mile wide. It has even spawned two more. The news is getting ready to start a panic. They are saying "it's not survivable if you are above ground".
People are scrambling for shelters etc, etc...
“conscribe te militem in legionibus. pervagare orbem terrarium. inveni terras externas. cognosce miros peregrines. eviscera eos” ̴ “Join the legions, see the world, travel to foreign parts, meet interesting and exotic people, and disembowel them.”
“conscribe te militem in legionibus. pervagare orbem terrarium. inveni terras externas. cognosce miros peregrines. eviscera eos” ̴ “Join the legions, see the world, travel to foreign parts, meet interesting and exotic people, and disembowel them.”
I'd have already evacuated myself some time ago, which wouldn't have been pleasant for those sharing the shelter with me. Make like a gopher and enjoy re-emerging to a brave new world.
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me, it's a full time job." – Lt. Bromhead to Prince Dabulamanzi before the Battle of Rorke's Drift.