40 Today!

[Correus]

I had them at the local zoo, in the jungle house. We came across a display of ape pictures which I proceeded to tell them was their baby pictures. We've been arguing who the apes are since! Teaching them proper table talk already.

We do that with the nieces and nephews!!

[Correus]

I don't like the idea of 40 being the time for a midlife crisis. I mean, what if I want to live past 80? I've already planned my own demise in a sexual frenzy at the age of 120.

Why do vision of the Imperial Bordello "Brothel Boat" from the movie Caligula come to mind?

[Vogless]

Cubbie is STILL cracking me up with that one!

Yeah, I sometimes still tell them were trading them in for younger apes on return visits to the zoo. We have a lot of fun arguing while the wife goe ...

[Cubster]

Reminds me of an old gag.

An old married couple go on a long weekend away in the Cotswolds to celebrate their 60th anniversary in the same Bed & Breakfast where they had their honeymoon. Whilst on a very slow walk along a quiet country path the husband points with his walking cane to a fencepost alongside a field.

"You remember that post Enid," he says.
"Aye, how could I forget George? That's where we consumated our marriage for the first time, the evening after we got married."

"Well, you reckon we can still manage it then?" he asks with a toothless leer.
"Well, I'm game if you are, let me just prop myself up securely."

So after furtively checking no-one was about, they creakily started to manoeuvre into position, huge cotton underwear strewn on the ground and leaning on the post and George's walking cane for support. Suddenly George burst into life, going like the clappers, steam shooting forth from his ears. His gums slapped together at a terrifying velocity, whilst poor Enid was vibrating in a complete blur, her boobs smacking back and forth like high speed pendulums.

After a few minutes of this frantic frenzy they eventually they collapsed in a groaning heap, utterly knackered and too weak to move.

"Bluddy 'ell George," she says, "That were a lot more vigorous than the first time we did it 60 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," he said, "60 years ago my nuts weren't tangled in an electric fence."

[Correus]

[Vogless]

AWESOME!!!!!!!

[paulsmodellingworkshop]

LMFAO!

[grant]

[canadasteve]

Wasnt expecting that.