Dang - now I feel old - think I'll go hide under the bed.
“conscribe te militem in legionibus. pervagare orbem terrarium. inveni terras externas. cognosce miros peregrines. eviscera eos” ̴ “Join the legions, see the world, travel to foreign parts, meet interesting and exotic people, and disembowel them.”
Had a nice low key day. Even got a birthday card from the kids that's a chimp picking his nose. Of course I argued with my 5 year old it was a picture of him, to which he denies. It's a running joke from when they were even smaller.
I had them at the local zoo, in the jungle house. We came across a display of ape pictures which I proceeded to tell them was their baby pictures. We've been arguing who the apes are since! Teaching them proper table talk already.