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[grant]

Now you see why I put her on offer for free.

Our government for your Royals. p/p free. For Germany it would be the second best Anglo-German deal in history. (The best was Helgoland-Zanzibar) But Pippa must be included.

Listen, I'm not sure what part of "Pippa is for ME" you lot can't understand ...

[paulsmodellingworkshop]

When I speak to her next, I'll let her know your interest Grant - I can't keep ignoring her calls

[Invisible officer]

[Cubster]

Tell you what grant, you can have the Middleton Clan in its entirety, so long as you post me Rachelle Lefevre (please remember the air holes this time, we had no end of trouble trying to get rid of Bryan Adams' body last time).

[paulsmodellingworkshop]

Sweet!!

[mikeland]

Invisible, you forgot the 2nd panel...

[Invisible officer]

Hmmm, you got the OOOO line wrong, must go to the phone. It's Paul who is stalked by ......

[paulsmodellingworkshop]

It's all ok now IO - we met up last night

some sort of misunderstanding, it appears she contacted me just to get Mikeland's number

[mikeland]

.... she contacted me just to get Mikeland's number

Tell me about it! She just won't stop pestering me... had to change my number 3 times already!

[Correus]

Tell me about it! She just won't stop pestering me... had to change my number 3 times already!

Give her my number!!!!

I have a fetish for women with English accents - throw in blond hair, or red, and I'm absolutely gobsmacked (!!!) - just ask SWMBO....