Reminds me of when my Mum gave me a surprise present of a 3ft trio of resin meerkats for the back garden.
"You like meerkats don't you?" she said.
"Urm ... I don't dislike them."
"I knew you'd like it. Where are you going to put them?"
"Urm ... the shed?"
"Oh. Don't you like it then?"
"Well, it's very kind of you Mum, but ... what were you thinking? When have I ever shown an interest in any garden ornaments, let alone gigantic meerkats?"
"Well, you like animals, so I thought ... well. Shall I take them back and put them in my garden?"
"Please."

